"It's Not You, It's My Handicap: Breaking Up at Big Putts"

When love fades, but your short game still slaps.

Love is like a round of mini golf: fun at first, full of ups and downs, and occasionally ends with one person walking away in tears while the other gloats over a hole-in-one.

So when it’s time to call it quits, don’t just do it over text or awkward coffee — take the high (and low) road at Big Putts Mini Golf, where breakups can be as epic as our glow-in-the-dark lava cave.

Here’s why breaking up at Big Putts might just be the best thing to happen to your love life:

💔 1. Emotional Support, One Hole at a Time

Need time to find the words? That’s what the 18 holes are for. Start with “We need to talk” on Hole 1, build tension on the "Lonely Highway hole, and by the final putt, you’re both emotionally exhausted and finished with the relationship. Efficient and cathartic.

🌀 2. Spin Zone Therapy

Breaking up is hard. Doing it while your ex struggles to make a 4-stroke putt on the "Bird is the Word"? Deliciously easier. And let’s be honest — nothing takes the sting out of heartbreak like watching someone whiff on a Skateboard bounce shot.

🧃 3. Refreshments & Regrets

Our snack bar offers comfort food for the newly single:

• The “Fudgsicle Meltdown” – best enjoyed through misty eyes.

• The “Orange Dreamsicle” – because now you don’t have to share.

• And if things get really emotional, Pickle Pops are available upon request.

  
  

⛳ 4. No One Yells “Fore!” When Feelings Are Involved

We’re a judgment-free zone. Whether you cry into your putter, leave in separate carts, or shout “I get custody of the free game coupon!” — we’ve seen it all. And yes, you can keep the ball. It’s symbolic now.

💡 Breakup Pro Tips:

• Schedule your tee time wisely. Sunset lighting makes everything more dramatic.

• Avoid Hole 14 if you're still emotionally fragile — it’s heartbreakingly difficult.

• Need a distraction? Hop in the Jurassic Park Jeep. Pretend to turn the radio up all the up to tune them out completely.

  
  

So if it’s time to part ways, do it somewhere fun, memorable, and plaid. Because at Big Putts Mini Golf, we may not fix your relationship… but we will give you the best breakup story since Ross said Rachel was on a break.

Ready to move on?Ask about our “Single & Swingin’” punch card. Ten games later, you might just find love again… or at least get really good at putting.